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Fancy A Date?

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Just to say, I’m doing a talk about Sex Drive, on the road to orgasm in Edinburgh on June 17. Here are the details. Apparently, I have a 2-hour slot so I hope there are windows they can open at The Melting Pot, 5 Rose Street. Here’s the link. I didn’t write the words, I think the organisers did. I …

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Bitch in Rubber

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When you’ve written a book on orgasm, it’s hard to read what passes for sex scenes in novels. I’m finding I have a new sex-ray vision with my  holiday reading pile. Take The Crime Writer by Jill Dawson that I’ve just finished and which comes out this Thursday. I found myself thinking, Where’s the masturbation scene then? In fact, you …

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Beach Book Report

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Worrying about if you are high enough up in the tanning hierarchy can be alleviated by having a good holiday book on the go. As you can see, I’m reading On The Road by Jack Kerouac, the original road trip novel. (The baseball cap is my beach hat, by the way, a genuine guard’s hat from Riker’s Island prison in New York. …

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Summer Breasts Question

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Being on a beach in the Mediterranean, ones thoughts naturally turn to breasts. It has always really bugged me that men can take their tops off because nobody has eroticised their breasts but we get hassle for it. Apart from this statue here in Sitges, done in the big thighs/small tits Catalan style, I’m rather fond of her. Everyone knows …

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Sofa Saturday

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As the Cannes Film Festival 2016 hots up, here is a picture I took of Harvey Weinstein at last year’s festival. I’d just asked him what he thought of the comment in Rupert Everett’s recently released memoir, Vanished Years, that Weinstein, the producer behind Pulp Fiction and Billy Elliot, looked like, “An old couch someone left out on the street.” Weinstein …

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Real Rock chicks

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Fancy a lollipop? Or some ultimate “rock” chicks? They might  inspire you if you’re having my sort of bank holiday: slumped around your flat stoned, alternating between eating neat condensed milk out of a can and doing your angel cards. Stop what you’re doing immediately and (re)visit Peaches’ Rub video which originally came out this January, for a view of …